The UK Floods are a Judgement from God?! with love from the Church of England

Posted: July 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

“The sexual orientation regulations [which give greater rights to gays] are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God’s judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance.”

Well that’s really nice. Yet again the natural disasters are the fault of people like me. Yes folks. God is so angry with me he’s flooding completely different parts of the country, it appears, according the the bishop that just by repenting of being gay I can miraculously become straight, well you know, God doesn’t seem that keen, I’ve tried for 25 years to choose to be straight and it didn’t happen. I got married, I did everything I was supposed to, I served in the church and all I got was a constant feeling of terrible guilt, that I was never as good as those other Christians.

So the unjust God makes someone Gay and then won’t help them choose to be straight then punishes them for it?

When it’s sunny does that mean God is happy with us, is he some kind of manic depressant that sends sunny weather then rainy weather depending on his mood?

Perhaps Bishops if you read the Bible where Jesus said  43“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighborh and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you: Love your enemiesi and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

In other words Jesus said that the weather was actually nothing to do with ones behaviour but Just God treating us equally.

Jesus said  7 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.

You see, Jesus seemed opposed to us pretending to be God and judging people, making out a circumstance is because we have done some particular thing. In fact it may simply be the bishops are uncomfortable with gay people, they’ve never bothered to take the time to talk with us. They think we are second class christians. They persecute us constantly and think they are doing God’s work. They think that by pronouncing “God’s judgment” against us they will some how fix society. Get real.

Rant over.

Yet again I feel like walking away from the Church of England.

  1. celticbishop says:

    I think that God is causing one of the worst heat waves in U S history becuase he is bored with the presidential election campaigns and he is really ticked off by a Mormon running for high office. He got so angry at the prospect of Romney winning that he gnashed his teeth and a spark flew from his mouth and the resulting conflagration is still afflicting the U S Southwest! The he wept at all the misery and his tears cause the storms that has knocked out the electrics in the Washington area but he was careful not to weep too near the fires so that there would not be mud slides from the mountains now devoid of vegetation! Even though man caused and continues to cause these unnatural “natural” disasters God has a sense of justice and he is not going to smite hip and thigh homo technilogicus for being so unbelievably greedy and stupid! He is not certain however if he will withhold his wrath from the C of E bishop for being so idiotic as to suggest that floods are due to a ramble in the scrambles by same sex couples.

  2. Neil says:

    Droughts, floods, earthquakes, tornadoes, tsunamis, volcanoes, even mass extinctions and ice ages, all happened before the rise of Homo Sapiens or Homo Erectus and will happen again and again. Primitive man tried to explain them by “Wrath of God(s)” stories. Hoped we would have grown out of that by now!

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