It’s official, Spongebob Squarepants is Gay!!!!

Posted: August 17, 2012 in Spongebob Squarepants

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2012/08/17/ukrainian-public-morality-body-claims-spongebob-squarepants-is-gay/

Hilariously one of my favourite cartoon characters has been outed as gay!. Spongebob squarepants, who is made of foam and lives under the sea has yet to comment and his best friend Patrick who is a star fish, has gone into hiding.

Mr Eugene Crabs who runs the local Crabby Patty restaurant “Crusty Crabs”, has said that he still accepts Spongebob as an employee whatever his orientation, unlike those “silly Chik-a-fil” people. He also said that he has considered opening a gay bar in Bikini Bottom the small town where they live.

Sandy Cheeks, a right wing Christian Squirrel has said that although she thinks homosexuality is a choice, she understands Spongebob’s struggles and will support him.

Squid Tentacles, who it is rumoured may be transgendered (he’s a squid?!) was unavailable for comment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants

According to the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm) as Spongebob has been seen holding hands with Patrick he must be gay??!!? Just like if you go to a burger bar, you instantly become a burger.

Really?

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