Dear Wormwood,

Posted: November 26, 2016 in Uncategorized

It’s been a long time since I wrote. C.S.Lewis caused me a lot of problems publishing my letters. I thought I’d update you on the “Rainbow” campaign the master has me working on.

So far it’s going well, I’ve managed to get a lot of his church to focus on the whole Marriage thing. They fall for it so easily, ignoring their master’s words about no marriage in heaven. I’ve now got a group called “GAFCON” together, silly name I know. But I’m working on getting them into high power in the church of England. My quota of LGBT suicides is too low at the moment and their “work” they think they are doing should really help increase that.

Remember Wormwood, what I told you, if you can split the church we can attack the weak ones. It’s getting so much easier.

But there are Christians (I hate that name) who are causing me real problems by openly accepting LGBT people in their churches. For some reason they just don’t seem to understand how much my master wants to exclude people from “HIS” Kingdom. The more we can convince the Christians that they should reject and even kill LGBT people the better. So if you could drop some choice words in some choice ears, that would be useful.

If you would be so kind to see if there are any members of the churches you attend who can be encouraged to join GAFCON I would be most grateful.

Your affectionate uncle,

Screwtape.

 

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