Guess what! The gays caused the hurricane.

Posted: September 1, 2017 in Uncategorized

Yes folks, we’ve been at it again. Yet again Christian idiots are blaming the gay’s for the hurricane.

It’s funny though how God seemed to completely ignore the pedophile priests. Just not interested. Apparently God got really upset when Texas (silly Texas) didn’t pass an anti-LGBT law. God seems completely fixated on us. It’s like nothing else matters according to these people.

If two guys kiss (and not in a Belgian “hello”) way, apparently God is going to go into melt-down and send terrible storms on the earth to punish them.

Look Christian’s Jesus warned about all this stuff in Matthew 24.

4Jesus answered: “Watch out that no one deceives you. 5For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8All these are the beginning of birth pains.

So wait, it’s Birth pains, not the gays after all! 🙂

(Perhaps someone needs to go read their Bible!)

 

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